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When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.
*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*
"Hey, how's it hanging?"
*crickets*
"That's the definition of a flat liner."
Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.
When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.
Woah! Look at those ranch flats.
The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.
"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!