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A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
Someone who does sexual acts under a bridge
You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"
"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"
"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else
Anthony: Go troll somewhere else
Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else
An old man with a beard that likes little kids toes
That man is a goblin. He likes my toes.