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mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018


peter hale

Peter Hale is a very hot man in teen wolf.

He is actually really old for me.
He is 45 years old. (HE IS A DILF OMG)
He is derek hale's uncle and Malia Hale's father.
He is eronic and cool and i love that.
I also love his style (sometimes though)

Do u know Peter Hale?
Yes ofc! He is that DILF in teen wolf!
<3

by valmi May 24, 2022


Peter Fagan

Someone who eats kiwis with the skin on

Do you have a poop knife? Nah I'll just eat like Peter Fagan

by iwouldneverdothis May 30, 2018


Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 26, 2019


Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016


Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.

Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.

by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 23, 2023


Peter Barry

A fucking asshole who has a small dick, no family, and no friends.

"Yo, is that Peter Barry? He's a fucking asshole."

by daddy doug December 10, 2021