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peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 18, 2017


peter ingarfield

An extremely unique fellow who looks like golem and has lost all of his eyebrows. He is a large fan of the knowlesy time as well .

Omg that guy looks like a peter ingarfield

by urban dictionary 4242 May 22, 2015


Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017


Peter O’Donnell

Peter O’Donnell is a mix of a lot of different things. For an example: extremely irritating, very weird, compulsive liar, rude, also the most gullible human to walk the earth.

If you ever want to insult someone just call them Peter. It’s very offensive in my own personal opinion.

Stay away from Peter O’Donnells or else you’ll have bad luck for 12 years😳

Kaela: *does absolutely anything.
Peter O’Donnell: omg SLUT

by Kaela🥰 May 22, 2020


Peter Rick

Code for calling someone a prick. Peter Rick = Mr P. Rick

He's being such a Peter Rick today

by LOLcat June 13, 2012


Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016


Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.

Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.

by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 23, 2023