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When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.
"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."
Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."
i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"
Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."
The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.
Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.
Yooo that post is fast as egg.
Someone who loves eggs and would do anything for an egg
Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.
Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!
The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob
Damn did you just Trojan egg me, your gonna have to help get it out
The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.
Oi dude I totally Trojan egged this chick last night