ask my arse

Old English for "kiss my ass."

x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!

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fanny arse around

keep putting things off.

dont fanny arse around and get it done fool.

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licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

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up your arse

To tell another person that you dont agree with their opinion

My housemate gave us back the binbags that he hid for 2-3 days for no fuckin reason.... "you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse! cha cha, you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse, cha cha....u can shove yer fuckin..."

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arse in his hand

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

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rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

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machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

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