The Great British Baking Show

A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.

People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*

Baked Alaska

Steamer who got popular same time as Ice Poseidon but went off the deep end with white supremacy and anti-Semitism and all that conspiracy bolx.

Baked Alaska used to be a good livestreamer but then the demons woke up and stole his sanity...

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See a Snake and Bake

To see a snake after or before you bake. May result in intense fear.

Oscar-"That shit was so dank"

Steven-"SNAKE!!"

(Oscar, Steven, and Zach run in fear)


(Later) Zach-"We just see a snake and bake!!"

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Baked Bean head

A ginger headed brummy girl.

ha ha ha look at that baked bean head!

she has head like an actual baked bean!

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Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

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Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

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