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Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.
I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.
Its when you break a dudes nut sack in between two night lights.
Shit did you see bob in the hospital. Somebody shiney beared him.
The sweet based bait a peadophile uses to lure kids into his van
Hey there kids want to see the Bummi Bears I have in the back of my van?
An amazing person who’s a great role model.
Someone: Is that tessa bear?
Me: you mean the greatest person alive? Then yes
A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.
I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.
Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot
I went to prom and thanks to the football team i got some major bear footless going on.