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Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei ♥
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
A suit worn on one's birthday.
Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!
Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!
When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.
Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off
Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday
What did you and the wifey do last night?
She gave me a breaking bad birthday
Every Year after you turn 21 you are required to send a nude picture to all your friends and later all your socials to please the birthday gods.
Thanks for the birthday suit pics... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!