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A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
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The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.
I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.
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very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.
We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!
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Slapping someone with your dick and leaving a dick print. Like a 5-star from slapping someone with your hand and leaving a hand print.
Dude, I gave her a nice Bone-Star after I came on her back.
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Having no shame with brauds. Living, boning, and all around type of lifestyle in grossdom.
Jason: "You banged that swamp donkey twice?"
Tim: "Why do you think they call me nasty bone?"
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Someone who spends time looking at other guys at the gym hiding his boner.
Wow that guy is definitely a Justin Bones!
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Adj. When something is crazy and a bit wild, normally referring to a good thing.
"Dude did you go to that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was off the bone!"
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