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when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”
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When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins
MOCO always wins the Boner Off!
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When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise.
A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore
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Blackout Boner (Noun)
1. An erection so intense that the majority of the blood in a male's body rushes to his penis, thus causing a black out and temporary unconsciousness.
That blonde girl at the bar was so hot that I just had a blackout boner and smacked my head on the table...wait, who drank all my beer?
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When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.
Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW
Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.
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Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
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friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"
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A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.
"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
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