how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

Number 1 New York times best seller

THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)

This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS

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My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

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Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie

One can prove how much money they can make.

If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

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give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

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hey yo ma lemme get yo number

A line that the famous Viner King Bach uses as a pickup line. It obviously means let me get your number.

-Hey yo ma lemme get yo number.
-Hell no.

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!