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having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.
person: hey.
other person: hey... whats that noise?
person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?
This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.
a: Thanks dude.
b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.
a: Yeah, screw the man.
To charge an extraneous amount of money on a transaction for the sheer fact that it is possible.
(Derives from the onomatopoeic sound of a cash register opening)
Person 1: I found a buyer for my old car!
Person 2: Really? Are you gonna ch-chang him?
Person 1: You better believe it.
I went into the room and changed the atmosphere. It smelled bad.
When a bisexual person thinks about boys and then girls.
Oh my gosh I totally knew that becky was changing gears , when I saw her in the womens locker room
referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.
"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"
The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out
I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser