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When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips
Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!
The cure of everything.
chocolate chocolate chip
1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off
2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night
3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.
3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
- I want some pussy flavor chips
- Sure, go to chazzchips.com/lt/putes-skonio-traskuciai
- thanks Dad
When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.
Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.
Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.
May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"
Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."
DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"