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This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.
I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.
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An internet meme, sung by Tay Zonday with no meaning that induced an explosion of racism and skepticism upon the internet. Among other things.
-'Chocolate Rain, raise your neighborhood insurance rates'
-'Chocolate Rain, no one wants to here about it now.'
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A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.
Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!
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The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.
I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.
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when you fill your girlfriends ass with whip cream after she has eaten a large amount of nuts and in turn slurp it out with a straw
I gave my girlfriend a chocolate sundae last night.
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Girls don't poop, they make chocolate with their hineys. Some call this "hiney chocolate."
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To defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine; to shit upon thy neighbor
I had enough of that asshole down the hall, so after he threw in his laundry load, I gave him a nice chocolate wash to settle the score.
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