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When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.
Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany
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AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.
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Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out
Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.
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A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.
Jake is such a coffee shop monger.
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The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.
Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?
Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.
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When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.
Booth took a serious nut and the next morning she made a nice iced coffee roll.
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= to do u want to have sex. if they say yes then...sex is on. unless of course its the czar of russia then its a lil out of line
-hey baby u want to go out for Coffee...
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine
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