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Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 14, 2020


come out your face

1. Social media wise: stop being nam internet thug talking and acting hard woth a keyboard behind a screen and being tough all in your head.
2. Real life and reality wise: stop talking tough and throw your hands up and fight already.
3. Combination of definition 1 & 2: Less talk, more action

The entire school was surprised when the new kid got tired of being bullied and told his bully to come out your face and proceeded to knock his bully out with a three piece combo punch

by Sith life December 3, 2021


When the Cows Come Home

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

by Geraldinexxx January 11, 2012

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


coming out

It means when you find out or choose to be gay or lesbian.

"Mom, Dad, I'm coming out of the closet ..."
" Its okay, we don't love you any less. : )"

by Nice Guy101 November 11, 2015

1πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


You're coming with me to Brazil

"You're coming with me to Brazil" is a threat to anyone who doesn't want to go to Brazil. If you go to Brazil, you will immediately be murdered by either: BLACK HOLES, CRIMINALS, GANG VIOLENCE, SNIPERS, MERCENARIES.

Guy1: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!

Guy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bored10yearolld February 9, 2021

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Coming down with a case of the Winonas

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.

Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."

by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I will come out on top

Just you all wait and see.

Why don’t you all just drop dead?

I will come out on top. Soon enough

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

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