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couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.

I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.

by bmcasler March 17, 2010


couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 15, 2024


Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024


Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021


Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.

While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night

by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018


sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple

my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch

by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017


porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck April 27, 2018