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When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.
I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."