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step-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Stepgrandparent's first-cousin.
2- Grandparent's step-first-cousin.
3- Step-first-cousin's granchild.
4- First-cousin's stepgrandchild.
5- Step-1C2R.

My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021


Cousin besties

A group of cousins who are also besties, AKA me,O, and A <3

"Bro, did you see the cousin besties?"
"Yeah! I'm a part of the group!" <33

by CandyCorn1922<3 October 15, 2022


eighth-cousin-5X-removed

Eighth-cousin-five-times-removed (8C5R).

My eighth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021


half-great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


nick cousins

stupid, dumb and dense

yo you see that guy, he’s like super nick cousins.

by balls in my jaw January 8, 2023


Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2022


first-cousin-9X-removed

First-cousin-nine-times-removed (1C9R).

My first-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021