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When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid
When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"
"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"