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noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.
"douche cough"
1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag
Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?
A male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as Topman or ASOS. Thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and 'wannabe' Hipster.
A Topman Douche might wear - Low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, Tortoise shell Raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit Norwegian jumpers etc...
A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.
Setting- Gym.
4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else
an asshole of teh biggest order!
Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.
Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.