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As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.
Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.
When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.
Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.
A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does
Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing
When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.
When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship
Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.
It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper
Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
The opposite meaning of clean and green energy.
The oil and petroleum companies have been polluting the planet with their monopoly of dark energy.
When you don’t match the same energy or vibe that the other person or people are giving to you. Its cut in half because while the other person is giving you that energy, you don’t show the same interest or very little interest as the other half is doing.
We were out all day clubbing and you just put on a straight face the whole time. I will never go out with you and you half energy.
Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.
Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station
Monster energy and Mountain Dew mix is perfect when listening to five finger death punch