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The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
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way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
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the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.
n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.
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Big facts, something that is very true.
Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.
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Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
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What you call someone when your highly irritated at them
"Hey I'm watching sausage party"
"Why are you watching that"
"Because I can you wide flapped beef curtain"
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a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
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