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When an Asian guy at your school has a massive foot fetish and walks around the halls getting a stiffy to every girl's feet you see. While it is an insignificant size he can blow a nut at the sight of any feet. Summer season is their favorite because that's when the flip flops come out.
Jake: "Hey look at the girls ass"
Patrick: "Damnnnnn"
Tommy: "Holy Shit look at those feet"
Patrick : " What the fuck, dude?"
Jake: "Looks like Tommy has an Asian foot fetish"
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the unfortunate mishap of sending an e-mail to the ABSOLUTE WRONG person by mistake. This is especially likely if you are forwarding an e-mail from said WRONG PERSON to a friend, in order to provide your friend with a sound example of the type of idiocy you described so eloquently in the e-mail. Since you are forwarding, you end up replying, and VOILA! the WRONG PERSON has an email that says, "Look what this bitch said to me?" and scrolls down only to find the very same e-mail she sent you yesterday.
When i received a reply from my customer, telling me he would not be needing my services, i scrolled down only to find the e-mail i MEANT to forward to my manager, wherein i called the customer a Fucktard (see Fucktard for definition).
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when a female beets ur meat with calloused feet
yo my homie günter be gettin a slovenian foot job tonight
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Seven foot Rats, Rats along is Rats, when he calls your Rats it all fades to Rats, ya he sees your Rats feast on your Rats, we don't talk about Rats no no no we don't talk about RATS
my seven foot Rats is a song from encanto but about rats of we don't talk about bruno but better and funnier
Bruno : wow my rats are very amazing and beautiful
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Foot Fungus:: Nate Pepper😂😂
No girls like him
Girl 1: look it’s nate
Girl 2: ohhhh Foot fungus (Nate) you mean
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Getting it done, making it happen. You aren't 'motivating' or 'empowering' or anything remotely similar - you're puttin' foot to ass!
Sally: "Wow, look at Tom telling those committee members what's what."
Rick: "Yeah, he's really puttin' foot to ass in there."
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(n) 1. A drop of 6 feet (2 yards).
2. What exists before you fill in someone's grave.
3. A hole leading straight to the very bowels of Hell, where you will burn in its fires for all eternity.
4. A drop leading into an animal cage at the Philadelphia Zoo, which is reached by crossing under a fence.
1. -Ouch man, that must have been a 6 foot drop!
-Haha you're a dumbass.
2. At the funeral Ryan ran but fell down a 6 foot drop into his third cousin's grave.
3. -Why is it so hot down here?
-Man, we shouln't have gone down that 6 foot drop.
-Shit man this sucks!
-<voice of Satan> Hahahahahahahaha!
4. -You dont want to be doing that little girl, that's a 6 foot drop!
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