super inside joke

a joke in which one and only one person understands

hey, remember the time with my parrot and the black 8 ball
dude what are you talking about
oh nvm you wernt there, super inside joke

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Dark Humor Jokes

dark humor jokes is like water...not everyone gets it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

American: what exactly is a Dark Humor Jokes ???

Someone that is not an american: y did the Americans really bad at chess

American: your not answering my question

Someone who is not an american: because they lost 2 towers

American: :l

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Tru-Moo Jokes

Tru-Moo Jokes are bad jokes that never change. They can support cannibalism and other nasty topics. An example of one of their jokes is, "Why was the chicken doing jumping jacks? It wanted scrambled eggs."

Little Johnny was in the lunch line, he grabbed a TruMoo milk cartoon and read the joke, he didn't even laugh it made him even sadder in fact. The next day he looked at his cartoon and it was the same bloody joke. This went on and Johnny soon became depressed. This is because Tru-Moo Jokes are bad.

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dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

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One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.

Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke

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I was just joking

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

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basu level joke

A metric to measure a really bad 'poor joke'. Named after the creator of terrible jokes - Basu.

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Who.
Who Who?

Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.

*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*

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