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When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
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Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
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a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
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An alternative way of saying what the fuck. Is typically used to convey a feeling of surprise and/or disgust.
Homie 1: *posts some cursed shit*
Homie 2: What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck
Friede is the most amazing teddybear you can own if she is your friend you will never be alone again.
She is there to wash all your tears away and you can tell her everything because she is your teddybear Kappa!
Girl: Thats my biggest secret...
Friede: -
Girl: Wow you are the best listener I ever had.
Friede: -
Friede: Joke stfu
A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!
Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?
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If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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