When your unepic Girlfriend asks to pause your game, but you can't so you facepalm.
Person 412:Sweetie, can you pause that game for a second.
Person131:Honey, this game is online I can't pause it!
Person 412:Can you just pause it
Person131:*Gamer Facepalm*
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When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.
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A FMV GAME THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BE THE MODERATOR IN THIS GAME FOR A STREAMER CALLED ABICAKE99. YOUR CHOICES WILL INCLUDE:
CONTROLING HER STREAM AND CHAT
CONTROLING HER LIFE
PROTECTING HER AT ALL COSTS
I can't wait to play my new favorite game called Gamer Girl.(AKA. Simpulator)
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The fluid that comes out of a gamer, heretics might call it "pee".
It bears a striking resemblance to C1000 Opaque Coolant Yellow.
Friend 1: Hey dude I'll talk to you later, I'm going to go to sleep.
Friend 2: Okay, goodnight! Don't forget to release the gamer fluids before ya go to bed.
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Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game
Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game
Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!
*dies*
Gamer: Can you stop backseating?
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When a gamer is being shamed for living his gamer Lifestyle.
That's called Gamer shaming
Girl: "You were playing this stupid game for the last 8 hours, you are fucking addicted aren't you? This is getting ridiculous."
Boy:*feels the gamer shaming vibes even though he actually is addicted* "Sit the fuck back down woman." *starts beating her*
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Somebody who uses gaming to pass away long cold winters, but hardly ever plays video games any other time of the year.
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