From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.
“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”
A hot guy from Ontario who sends photos of knives pushed up to his arms
There by given the name knife guy
Omg knife guy texted
Look at his arms
1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.
Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.
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A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
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a griefing simulator/ rage game disguised as a cute, family friendly battle royale
wow, have you guys played Fall Guys yet?
I've lost 14 times in a row in Fall Guys and I desire to nuke my country
I've unlocked 13 new negative emotions playing this game
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When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy
"Dude, what's up with Dave?"
"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."
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