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The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .
"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.
"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .
Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.
Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!
When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.
"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"
The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.
Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.
When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."
Where someone who has a giant mustache licks someone out.
-Oi mate, I had a hairy fuck last night.
-Damn!