Rub His Nipples

A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.

"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"

"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"

"What?"

"Just kiss his ass man"

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Lost his balls

A derogatory term meaning:
1. When a dude lets others humiliate him without reprisal.
2. When a man allows someone to take his dignity (especially a woman).
3. When a man just gives up, or doesn't try anymore.
4. When a man loses everything in a divorce.

1. He just let them threat him like that, and just stood there and took it. He sure lost his balls.
2. Man, he sure lost his balls. His woman doesn't let him make any decisions. She's running the place.
3. He just dropped the bat in the middle of the game and quit for good. He really lost his balls.
4. She took him for everything. He even lost his balls.

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tripped on his dick

Overconfidence that leads to failure or embarrassment.

Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.

Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.

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breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

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hi ho diddly

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.

Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"

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get in his ass

Confronting the male head on. Face to face contact with a male

I know that muthafucka was sneaking around, so I had to get in
his ass.

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skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.

~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”

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