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the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history
(son) (shit)
The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure
Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.
A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
"I love reading alternate history."
History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.
me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same
an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.
"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"
An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore
"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
Do we all remember the time in BBW season 2 when Biggie's bouncer tried to rape Ara Ara Gomez... so this is how the story goes... they were vibing in the house party where biggie's bouncer lured Ara Ara to the bathroom to dance with her. the intent of the Bouncer was to hide from biggie while collecting from a girl. now the bathroom was locked at this moment.. and they were dancing there having fun at first. then the bouncer started getting all sexual which Ara Ara Gomez did not like.. soo Ara warned him but the bouncer did not listen... and Ara was no longer interested and tried to leave but the bouncer started becoming physical with her forcing her to stay and this was when it turns into rape. Ara was then screaming for help.. but no one could here her. the bouncer started raping her by pressing her sexually. Ara screamed and Screamed and then Cody heard her voice and called attention to the door. everyone was wondering what was going on meanwhile... Ara was collecting inside screaming for help, the bouncer was really enjoying .. pressing her everywhere, then cody decided to break down the door which was successful and the housemates saw what had transpired and called out biggie, Cody and Unknown rushed the Bouncer and the other bouncers came in and took the bouncer criminal away while Austin tapping his head. Biggie deeply apologized and Ara Ara Gomez was in an emotional trauma.
THE HISTORY OF WORLDWIDE pt11