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Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls May 10, 2011

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Pro-Hitler Statement

Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?

Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023


Hitler pistol

A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.

Bob said he would Hitler pistol every one that gets offended by micro aggressions.

by November 13, 2020


Hitler-Symp

Someone that follows the Hitler's playbook on "how to become people's leader" - empty promises, demonising minorities, playing with people's emotions, developing capitalism and planning/executing politically-motivated coups.

Or in short

A play on words - a Hitler SIMP/Sympathiser; while they aren't literally Hitler, they are as close as someone living after the 2000s can be.

Elon Musk may not be a neo-Nazi, but he definitely acts like a Hitler-Symp!

by S ReweR S August 6, 2024


hitlerize

Using a photo app to make your friend, family, or enemy look like a racist piece of shit.

I suppose more than just us need to Hitlerize a former classmate

by Bedford Slims August 8, 2018


hitlers special

When you take a jew into a shower and start choking them with your dick.

Ya man, when I learned she was a jew I got her into my shower an gave her the hitlers special.

by Kinflir January 27, 2017


Angry Hitler

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

NOTE: An angry Hitler is a natural number which is in base 10, and said with a very angry German accent.
If no Angry German accent can be found, please default to the most angry and German accent you can manage.
(within reason, lol)

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

by SillierJoe June 4, 2023