Hit the bed

To go to bed; sleep; rest. (see hit the hay)

I'm tired so I think I'll hit the bed.

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Hit up

to go tagg on some wall, bus, car, etc..

ay blood lets go hit up the bus

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Reality Hit

The moment when you are highly inebriated and significantly high and then having an serious epiphany about the sad reality. Suddenly, you have a brain fart, mini heart attack, dull vision, and an ominous noise in your ear and you cannot focus or concentrate on the reality.

-sexy time with le girlfriend with no protection.
guy - "i am done. That was good babe."
girl - "i thought you gonna tap me before you come."
guy - "Sorry, it was a quickie. Aren't you on birth control?"
girl - "No, i have stopped taking them."

followed by a moment of awkward moment.

"guy's mind (reality hit) - FUCKKKK my life is over."

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swamp hit

To fully experience a swamp hit one must continue to fill the chamber of a steam roller or bong well after a full hit is already inside. It is important to remember that you should not look down while you are inhaling because upon looking at the chamber you may be frightened and pull away. This feeling is similar to that of climbing a mountain and being clam until you look down. To fully experience a true swamp hit, one must receive encouragement from friends to keep inhaling beyond what you feel is safe. One has two options: to either clear as much as you can and pass it, or clear the whole chamber which if done correctly should take multiple pulls from the brave individual who is about to be sent into an abyss of highness. The hit gets its name because in between clearing the chamber, smokes elevates into the individual's face and creates the experience the feeling of being in swamp. At this point the person may have difficult seeing the other members in the room and a feeling of shock (like a deer in the headlights) may overcome the individual. In the rare case when the entire chamber was inhaled, the person will lose consciousness for anywhere from one to six hours depending on the quality of the spleef and have difficulty recalling that the event took place.

After his two friends screamed clear it, he attempted to take the entirety of the swamp hit however due to its size the hit was broken into two pulls and after exhaling the second hit, the person was left immobile for several hours.

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Pinch hit

When smoking cannabis in a circle, a person may become so overwhelmed (by a coughing fit, or even from the effects of the plant itself) that they are unable or unwilling to take a hit when the bowl or bong is passed to them.

In this case, the afflicted person may have someone "pinch hit" for them on this round.

"*cough* *cough* *hack* Hey man, you wanna *cough* *wheeze* take a pinch hit *cough* for me?"

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Hit in the Face

A girl with a hot body but an ugly face. See Buttaface.

She's got a hot body but she's a little hit in the face.

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Hit Squad

A group located in Charlotte, N.C. that is known for their agrresive assertion of autority. They can be identified by tatoos that simply read HIT SQUAD.

"Don't even mess with him he's one of those Hit Squad boys."

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