The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th
“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”
The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th
Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush
april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk
“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day”
April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!
Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!
October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.
“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”
April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!
Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing
Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!
Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."