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House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

by Kataclyzmic May 2, 2011


Full House

When 2 women are eating each other out (69) and a guy on each end fucks each woman in the ass/pussy and then high five each other.

My girlfiend and I are having friends over, we are going to have a full house

by Snipie June 1, 2018


House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017


Heights House

The haunted theatre where only those who are brave and daring can enter and make it out alive without significant trauma only 10 years with a psychotherapist can fix. There are always people coming in and out. Just imagine how many spirits do the same, but the one difference is they never do leave.

Hey Bill Bill Bill, do you have extra pants because I couldn't make it out of the Heights House without peeing myself half to death.

by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021


holland house

Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.

'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'

by MollyGenevieve May 12, 2005

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House afire

An event that occurs with a significant and unexpected amount of force. A dramatic reaction to an action.

This phrase is often used to comically amplify the severity of a chemical reaction between non-metals in the field of Chemistry

"If we had chlorine available to add to the octene, it would react like house afire!"

by The Noob Chemist February 16, 2013


Cursed House

The building on rebirth island in between Nova-6 Factory and Harbor.

The sniper is in the top of Cursed House

by WildGlizzyGaming February 14, 2022