Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.
Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.
"Your my therapy human! "
The sauce in which has been made from humans. Ymmy
Pass me that human sauce for my wangs bröther.
The journey
" What are you looking for on Hing." H replied "the complete human experience"
Yo man, I just pulled an Alex Human off!
Dude I saw! You're SUCH A LEGEND!
:)
when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four
oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over
A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.
Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.