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Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
AKA school of volleyball, electronics, gaming, texting, yogurt x anything ice-cream, and procrastination.
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
Your friends:
"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"
~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
Happy international midget day shorty.
International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.
I can't wait for international threesome day.
Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.
Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!
International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.