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going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off
(on instant messenger)
Bill: so what you doing?
Ted: nothing man just doing the internet rounds
Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
A self sufficient traveler with income, and or notoriety generated by an online presence.
"Fauna became an internet vagabond two years ago when she bought a Mac, and flew to Vietnam. She has a YouTube channel about rare snails, and her grandmother is her biggest fan."
Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.
*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
Internet slower than you normally have
Ah fuck i have morning internet
n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.
"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."