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Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.
Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
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A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.
If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.
A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.
2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.
3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.
4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.
1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'
2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"
3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"
4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"
when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting
A mysterious block of cheese that looks like a Popeyes biscuit
Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit
Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-
Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH