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When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!
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A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.
daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."
father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"
daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."
father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."
son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."
father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."
daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"
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Some damn fine beef jerky, damn fine.
Jack Link's lets you feed your wild side.
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Another name for jack in the box
O-dog: "aw y'all niggas goin to jack-in-the-crack?"
Harold: "hell yea.. hell yea."
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kind of an ass, likes little girls, wipes his ass on the first ammendment, probably hates black people.
that jack thompson sure is an ass
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Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great!
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I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates
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