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This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!
Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."
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Short Form: CJ4G
Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.
A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:
"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life
James failed No Nut November so he gotta do Jerk Jail January
To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.
In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.
Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.
"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."