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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.
Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.
Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
a generic exclamation of shock
Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me
verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.
Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"