Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.

This is a real Who Shot Johnny

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johnny on the spot

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh

Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red

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Johnny Come Lately

Johnny Come Lately- Someone who shows up late, often or jumps in front of a queue in a cheesy fashion.

*People are waiting in traffic and then the green light shows, the person at the front see a cheesy faggot drive in front of him.

Person in the car in front "Oh you little Johnny Come lately"
Person in another car "You fucking cheesy faggot"

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Johnny Depp Murders

Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Depp threatens Amber Heard to kill her daily with a 'crime scene' with others doing what he wants or by himself literally.

Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list.

Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'

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Johnny G spot

a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now

me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Johnny Two-Face

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.

"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"

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double 0 johnny

when a guy jacks off onto his hand and then wipes it off on something commonly used by a friend, as a prank.

When Zack left the room, Alex did a double 0 johnny on his chair.

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