Trying to Jump to The Moon

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Trying to do something that seems to be impossible

Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!

Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.

Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.

Coin Dresser Jump

When a women and man are have sex and flip a coin and the winner gets to go first with three attempts to jump from a dresser to the floor and try to stick the landing with entering there parter on the floor and they keep taking attempts until successful.

To show who is better in the bedroom preform the coin dresser jump to show off your skills.

Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background

Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe

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jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone

Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

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Worst Jump-scare

Lolbit

Lolbit’s has the Worst Jump-scare and yet the best

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