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When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
A dude who likes to date girls and he is hot and amazing for being a sex god. Likes to do sports
the perfect match for alohasum
Nathan Kim and instagram.com/alohasum would make a perfect pairing!
Rachael is a girl boss and won’t let petty shit get in her way. She’s that friend who’s honest and tells you when you got a booger in your nose or a veggie in your teeth. She’s a no shit, no rubbish gal. She has an obsession with hot Cheetos and KitKats. She sometimes acts like a mother, sometimes like an drunk rabbit. She will probably be single for the rest of her life because she moves on from guys like she’s hopping from one foot to the next. She will only stop for that one guy who has glasses but is hot. Warning to all guys: she is short so is the perfect height, just make sure she eats her veggies
Rachael Kim is so short. And what makes me mad is she doesn’t eat her veggies
A fun angry Korean man who tells Shakira and has an obsession with Rubik's cubes, videogames, and Taekwondo
I said notice me senpai and Master Kim noticed my taekwondo prowess
A totally beautiful person
But a lil stupid and psychopathic
Messing around 24/7
Don’t mess with her or else U’ll get killed by her friends
SHES A total wreck she must have atleast 1 social or she will die SHES having mostly online friends