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The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.
I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.
Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?
Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)
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The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.
Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.
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"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.
I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!
The cutest thing ever existed in the universe. AKA Ruoying Wang
Ruoying Wang is THE Cutie Softie Sweetie Pink Bubble Princess Kitty.
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When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.
Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.