Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.
Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping
Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe
Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin
Somebody who rejects circumsised dicks.
Willy: My dick is cut.
Brandon: You're such a knob nazi.
When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.
The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful