how the hell should I know?

a term used in a someone asks u a completely retarded question, ususally used in a sharp tone and said when ur already pissed off.

guy 1: dam i just lost my wallet
guy 2: hey dude, wheres ur wallet?
guy 1: how the hell should i know?

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You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"

guy:i just peed in a can
girl:You know you're cool when

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You know what i mean?

Something someone says at the end of their sentence after they insulted someone in some way.

Lizzy: She's kind of really pathetic and i can't stand her.

Terry: She's my friend...

Lizzy: I don't have a problem with her, i just don't like the way she carrys herself. You know what i mean?

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you know I love ya

This phrase has been used in word boxing for many years. It's useful in every setting from family to new love.
It tends to be used primarily as a counter phrase when one is made to feel uncomfortable. Also used if the user feels they have over stepped some boundary.It's usually followed by a new topic as quickly as possible, or by silence.

The use of ya instead of you directs the listeners mind to a softer, less serious side of speech.

Ex.1
Person 1.. I sure am glad I met you. I think we could be great together, your so special.
Person 2.. Oh.. you know I love ya. Hey did I tell you my cat had kittens?

Ex.2
Person 1..I never get so drunk I forget what I did.
Person 2.. Really? so you remember hookin' up with your second cousin at the club last week?
Person 1.. No you didn't!
Person 2..Oh, you know I love ya girl.

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What do you needi know?

Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.

In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.

Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.

(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"

*referring to sexual intercourse

Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"

Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"

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Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

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You just wouldn't know

It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.

To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does

guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know

guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know

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