Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.
"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."
a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.
Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.
When someone doesn’t know it’s called a Clit
Awe man you almost hit me in the Clint Licker
When you’re an idiot and don’t know what a clit is.
Person J: hit me in the Clint Licker.
Person A: like Clint Eastwood?
BUMPER LICKER!!
Lick my bumper
Licking ass
Parking too close
BUMPER LICKER!!
Lick my bumper!!’
when you only date or are attracted to white people
“Did you hear that Sara’s dating another John?”
“Yeah, she’s a total hick-licker.”