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Middle-distance relationship

A middle-distance relationship, or "MDR", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like β€” shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.

Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2: I know, but I love her. She makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth

by LuxeValet March 2, 2016

2746πŸ‘ 1289πŸ‘Ž


Phillips Middle School

A dictatorship that has worse facilities than Smith, has old fart teachers, a control-freak principal, and lots of students who can't wait for High School.

"I go to Phillips Middle School."
"Ahhhhh" ***runs away, lights themselves on fire, jumps out of window into a pot of boiling kerosene***

by A Very Bored Student August 28, 2008

44πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


dodgen middle school

a nice school located in Cobb County GA. the staff of the school include; crazy legs (the janitor with a bum leg), an insane 6th grade science teacher (she tells her secrets to chickens because pigs cant keep secrets and she got abducted by aliens...), and a 7th grade SS teacher spawned in the fires of hell. ( she could actually be Satan.)

dodgen middle school
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by ginger kid95 July 19, 2009

90πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


middle school

the greatest part of a pre-teen's/teenager's life!without it,i would have had no life and playing WoW all day.

so if you're reading this and you don't/didn't like middle school,you're livin in a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvveee.

by willamdiffo April 27, 2009

14πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Penndale Middle School

just you're average hell-hole. penndale middle school is made up mostly of the conceited whores, the girls with big boobs who threaten to beat others up, the white gangsters, the hollister losers, the pretentious wannabes, and then there's that small group of people who you cant help but NOT hate, because they're so fabulously perfect in almost every way. the teachers are all old as fuck and are all going through menopause; even the guys.

penndale middle school is so cool! oops, i lied.

by ILOVEYOUBIIIITTTCCHH December 29, 2009

86πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Transit Middle School

A school where stupid white-ass kids are overpowered by the smart-ass asians. Bomb threats every other day, somehow got number one middle school. Boys are douchebags and girls are attention whores.

Look at that ten year old smoking weed, he must go to Transit Middle School.

by campabitcheez June 12, 2011

96πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Meeker Middle School

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks

Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches

by Yourmovemeeker January 24, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž